Hatty Jones

My Diet Starts Monday (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Over 160 Hilariously Relatable Poems About Diets, Snack Cravings, and Fitness Fails

Every Monday, it begins againthe promises, the motivation, the meal-prepped containers waiting patiently in the fridge. But by midweek, the gym feels like a distant memory, the salad has been replaced by takeout, and "just one little treat" has somehow turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet.

If you've ever sworn off junk food only to find yourself having a heartfelt reunion with a bag of chips, this book is for you.

My Diet Starts Monday (And Other Lies I Tell Myself) is a collection of over 160 humorous and painfully relatable poems about failed fitness plans, unstoppable snack cravings, and the universal struggle of self-control. From late-night fridge raids to the betrayal of the bathroom scale, these poems capture the highs, the lows, and the inevitable cheat days of trying (and failing) to stick to a diet.

Perfect for anyone who has ever:

• Said "just one bite" and meant "just one... entire pizza"
• Bought a gym membership as an expensive form of self-deception
• Convinced themselves that extra cheese and croutons still count as a salad
• Thought drinking a green smoothie would erase last night's binge
• Given up and accepted that life is too short to count every calorie

Whether you're a fitness enthusiast with a weakness for dessert or a lifelong member of the "I'll start Monday" club, these poems will make you laugh, nod in recognition, and maybejust maybeprocrastinate that diet just a little bit longer.

Because, let's be honestfood always wins.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Hatty Jones
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. Februar 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230831525
• Artikelnr.: 73378588