James Breakwell

Only Dead on the Inside (eBook, ePUB)

A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Raising kids can sometimes feel like society has ended, so why not go one further, and actually plan for it?

From James Breakwell, who BuzzFeed called 'the funniest dad on Twitter', this hilarious book will help you through the rise of the undead, with helpful hints and tips on raising healthy, entirely human, offspring.

So, hunker down, stock up on supplies (alcohol, primarily) and get ready for the long haul. Or alternatively, take the more proactive approach. Ransack your kid's toy chest/weapons locker for zombie lacerating objects, bear arms with a terrorising lightweight buggy, or (not recommended) use your baby as a human missile. With kids and with zombies, the possibilities are truly endless. And with parenting in a zombie apocalypse, the rules change.

Bursting with twisted logic, questionable data, badly drawn cartoons and frank parenting advice, this is the witty book that everyone will be talking about this year. And who knows? It may even help you survive everyday life as well.



Hilarious! - The Sun

VERY funny Twitter feed - The Daily Mail

The most hilarious man on Twitter - The Telegraph

The funniest dad on Twitter - BuzzFeed

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Atlantic Books
• Seitenzahl: 192
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. November 2017
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781786493439
• Artikelnr.: 49440598

Autorenporträt

James Breakwell is a professional TV comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages six, four, two, and seven months. He tells jokes about his family on his Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn, which has over 920,000 followers and continues to grow at a rapid pace. His articles are available at ExplodingUnicorn.com. Only Dead on the Inside is his first book.

Inhaltsangabe

Welcome to the End
Chapter 1: The Best Bad Day of Your Life
Chapter 2: Kamikaze Kids
Chapter 3: Eat or Be Eaten
Chapter 4: What's Yours Is Mine
Chapter 5: Going the Distance
Chapter 6: Hide and Go Weep
Chapter 7: Pacify This
Chapter 8: Strolling for Trouble
Chapter 9: The Home Front
Chapter 10: You Are the Law
Chapter 11: So You Have to Cut Off Your Arm
Chapter 12: Driving Off into the Sunset
The End of the End
Acknowledgments
About the Author