Stan Arnold

Papa Ratzy - Sex, Violence & Straddled Chainsaws (The Implosion Saga, #6) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Mick and Jim are two incompetent, Soho-based, corporate video producers, operating at the bottom of a barrel that no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

After a very serious nights' drinking, Mick and Jim make friends with a killer wolf, called Twinkle. This triggers a period of serious alcoholic abstinence, during which Jim is hit with a half-brick and they are offered dubious jobs as paparazzi, by the world's worst photographer.

The early action swings between the It's alright he won't bite Urban Wolf Sanctuary in Norwood, the offices of Solicitor at Law, Digby Elton-John and his new Astronaut bride, Wynetta, and the architecturally challenged, VAT-undocumented 3Ls pub in Greek Street, Soho.

An unfortunate photograph leads to a deadly brush with a secret elite underground organisation which, in turn, results in them fleeing undercover to Glencoe in Scotland, to help make a slasher movie, Little Blood-Red McRiding Hood.

They just about cope with Miss Dribble, a sex-mad, writer of bodice-rippers, a egomaniacal Erik von Stroheim look-a-like director with LA-based Haemoglobin Productions and a Sicilian hitman, called Heidi.

They survive the dangers of eating tea cakes in the Copper Sporran, having their bedroom roof violently removed by a cannonball from the American Civil War and being blown up in the presence of 60,000 bottles of illegal Glencoe Massacre Scotch whisky.

A poignant ending on the arctic tundra is facilitated by a tramp from Margate and an ex-KGB agent running a pizzeria in Lanzarote.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Stan Arnold
• Erscheinungstermin: 25. September 2016
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781370870394
• Artikelnr.: 50511763

Autorenporträt

I've been a copy, speech and scriptwriter for a long time!

Before that, I wrote songs and stories for the BBC, then became a stand-up comedian for eight years, writing my own stories (no jokes!). I also wrote and sang all the songs for my rock band - the Stan Arnold Combo.

I now live in and work from Lanzarote, with my wife Dee and cats, Bonzo, Jingle and Kati.

In my eleven years on the island, I have written eight funny novels - The Implosion Saga, no less!

The stories are about two incompetent Soho-based corporate video producers opperating at the bottom of a barrel no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

I suppose the next thing to do is promote these little offerings so I can archive my life's ambition - to own a garden shed on Mustique.

(All very well, I hear you say, but have you seen the price of creosote on the island?)