Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger

Pennies-Fun-Heaven! (eBook, ePUB)

The Priceless Life of a Trailer Park Shrink

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

So, what would you do if a blow to the head ended your marriage, career, and middle class life, andleft youno choice but to retire to a trailer park by the beach next to Mexico, to become a rookie writer on a pittance? "Pennies-Fun-Heaven!" is the answer that turns poverty's grind into a satisfied grin.

This book is the collaboration oftwo parts of mind divided by that blow. Gerald, the retired psychologist, gives the straight savings scoopin the chapters. Dr. Juan (Trafton Schmeltanzinger) appends one of his nonfriction twists, like this, to each:

What to do in your trailer park daze. Self-sex and dating. Cruise writing treat trips. Verbal nuggets in the park gutter. Trailer Park Shrink Q & A. Healthy habits you can'tfind the time for. And zany ways to pinchpennies.

"Pennies-Fun-Heaven!" wags the slap-happy tale of the priceless life ofa Trailer Park Shrink that you can apply to your present life anywhere.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: AuthorHouse
• Seitenzahl: 1
• Erscheinungstermin: 23. März 2009
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781467050388
• Artikelnr.: 52482784

Autorenporträt

Your Trailer Park Shrink,Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger,is the result of a blow to the head of a real retired psychologist.Poor Dr. Juancan't very well tell the real (nonfiction) from the concocted (fiction). This forced him to invent a new form of writing: Nonfriction. Since the stuff, you see, just slips out of him!

Schmeltanzinger hassentlots of this stuff to high classmagazines, likeThe New Yorker.But all refuse tosign a delivery receipt. Oh well, Dr. Juan sighs, to each his ozone. Though he fears that such refusal might be a sign of global warning to him not to waste more stamps.

Your Trailer Park Shrinkis only writer qualified to rain down "Pennies-Fun-Heaven!" to enrich your life now, regardless of your circumstances.