David J. Wighton

Return to Sender (Wilizy, #34) (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

Hell learned very quickly that Heaven has brought mermaids to Earth and planned to use them to remove the plastic from the oceans. They mounted a legal challenge with the local Cop of the Cosmos. Hell's lawyer was Fylybstr, so named because he talked and talked and talked. Heaven responded with an angel-looking lawyer named Fluffer Doodle, so named because he farted and farted and farted. Yes, angels can fart but they do it very quietly and say Excuse Me under their breath.

Fylybstr accused Heaven of training mermaids to be dangerous picscine (fish) terrorists that were planning to attack and destroy Hell's installations in Earth's oceans. Yes, Hell had conspiracy theory wackos. Where do you think they came from?

The legal case ended up in a tribunal in front of a jolly green giant named Ho Ho Ho and a sentient black panther named Kyty Lytr. In charge of the tribunal was Zale Zilio who was descended from a planet of bees who buzzed a lot. As you would expect, she was the Queen Bee.

Meanwhile, Maddy was accompanying her coach Maureen to her family's home where she thinks she'll enjoy a vacation full of horseback riding. Spoiler Alert! She won't.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: David J. Wighton
• Erscheinungstermin: 20. August 2021
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781005872274
• Artikelnr.: 72829925

Autorenporträt

David Wighton is a retired educator who enjoys writing youth novels when he's not on a basketball court coaching middle-school girls. The books in his Wilizy series peek at how people lived after the word's governments collapsed in the chaos that followed the catastrophic rise in ocean levels and the disappearance of the world's last deposits of oil. Luckily today, in the 2080s, the citizens of Alberta are safe because their It's Only Fair society uses brain-bands to zap people whenever they break a rule. That way, all children grow up knowing the difference between right and wrong. Unfortunately, they're also taught that women's ankles need to be covered so that men can't see them and turn into perverts. Plus, no-one in Alberta can have babies any more because the government manufactures them in a way that ensures that no child has an unfair advantage over any other child. All of this makes sense to Alberta's dictator, but not to Will and Izzy two teenagers who are decidedly different from everyone else.

Wighton's novels have strong teenage characters driving the plot and facing challenges that, in many respects, are no different from what teenagers face today. His novels are intended to entertain and readers will find adventure, romance, suspense, humour, a strong focus on family, plus a touch of whimsy. Wighton also writes to provoke a little thought about life in today's societies and what the future might bring. Teachers may find the series useful in the classroom and the novels are priced with that intent in mind.