Phoenix Baker

eBook, ePUB

Schrödinger's Mittens (eBook, ePUB)

Beschreibung

Samantha and Nina return in this short story sequel to the original Mittens! Set an hour or so after the end of Mittens, this tale features more of the delightful quirkiness you've come to expect from Sam and Nina, along with a brief discussion of quantum uncertainty and wanking.

Technische Details

• Geräte: eReader
• mit Kopierschutz
• Größe: 0.11MB
• FamilySharing(5)

Barrierefreiheit

• Text-to-Speech

Autor

Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

About me:
I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon and Smashwords, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.

Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Phoenix Baker
• Altersempfehlung: ab 18 Jahre
• Erscheinungstermin: 17. November 2015
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781311305374
• Artikelnr.: 50502906