Richard E. D. Jones

Service With A Smile (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Gary Burgin sat up and rubbed his aching chin. The purple Turquani who'd just decked him didn't look back as it oozed back into its ship.

Seconds later, the spacecraft screamed into the cloudless Kansas sky, drowning out the Rolling Stones blasting from Gary's decaying lemon-yellow pick up.

"Okay," Gary said. "I probably deserved that."

He stood, dusted off the seat of his worn jeans and looked for witnesses. He hated it when aliens came in their own ships like that. Much safer to park on the back side of the moon and use the matter transmitter in his barn.

"How was I supposed to know it wanted to probe, not get probed?"

Gary Burgin has a problem. Well, he's got a lot of problems, but one in particular is weighing on his mind at the moment. He has no idea what aliens want. Which wouldn't be a problem if he didn't run Earth's only clandestine tourist agency for visiting aliens. Outer-space-type aliens. And because he's supposed to be running the whole thing on the Q.T., it's not like he can't ask anyone for help. Which is too bad, because he's really sort of cruddy at the whole tour guide thing.

To make matters worse, Arlene Reynolds is moving in on his farm. If she were moving in on him, that would be one thing. Unfortunately, she's moving in on his farm because the city wants to make a land grab and turn Gary's farm/tourist base into a shopping mall. Gary figures he'd have a reasonable shot at talking Arlene out of the whole thing if only she didn't hate him for having stood her up on their one attempted date. He hadn't wanted to stand her up, but when you've got rampaging, probe-happy delinquent aliens running around your home town. . . Well, something's got to give.

Now, Gary's running out of time. His alien boss wants him to shape up. His county government wants him to sell his farm. And Arlene wants him to jump in a lake. Preferably with a large block of concrete attached to his ankles.

Which makes this a perfect time for a trio of Gray aliens to come visiting. A trio of juvenile Gray aliens.

It's up to Gary to find some way to save his farm, keep the sweet tourist business going, hide three aliens and get the girl. Well, either that or say to heck with it all and go have another beer. Tough question.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Richard E.D. Jones
• Erscheinungstermin: 29. März 2011
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781311603883
• Artikelnr.: 46936832

Autorenporträt

Richard E.D. Jones is an award-winning newspaper reporter who began writing fiction because he wanted to get paid for making things up and not get fired for it. Newspapers are funny that way. Jones is a stay-at-home father of three boys and lives with his wife and family in Charlotte, North Carolina, USA. When he can pry his nose out of a book, he likes to write his own stories, filled with the sort of bad humor that has given his wife so many trials over the years. Richard is the lead writer for The Dude's Guide, an online daily blog about fatherhood and raising little dudes without going crazy(ier). The Dude's Guide can be found at http://adudesguide.com. His fiction has appeared in numerous on-line magazines and print publications. He currently is revising an urban-fantasy novel, and expanding his award-winning young readers' story, "The Mismatched Monster" into a novel His website is http://www.byrichardjones.com.