The Big Bag of Sexy Allsorts (Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies, #6) (eBook, ePUB) - Amalova, Alexandra
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As the title suggests, Alexandra's latest collection is a mixed bag, a compendium without a common theme, a lot without a lot in common, a congregation without a prayer of being unified. But thankfully for us all, one common theme runs throughout: sex. And, accordingly, the stories will both quicken your heart and animate your private parts.
However, Miss Amalova is simply not content to have you in need of clean undies. There is more to her writing than the purely erotic; Alexandra knows better than most that, to be remembered, a lover must stimulate the intellect too, make suggestions and…mehr

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As the title suggests, Alexandra's latest collection is a mixed bag, a compendium without a common theme, a lot without a lot in common, a congregation without a prayer of being unified. But thankfully for us all, one common theme runs throughout: sex. And, accordingly, the stories will both quicken your heart and animate your private parts.

However, Miss Amalova is simply not content to have you in need of clean undies. There is more to her writing than the purely erotic; Alexandra knows better than most that, to be remembered, a lover must stimulate the intellect too, make suggestions and forge connections that light up all areas of the mind. Hence, after reading these torrid tales, your mind may well need clean undies too.

In this crinkly and unfortunately non-recyclable bag, you will find teeth-rotting erotica with the following unwholesome ingredients: genetically modified sci-fi; hydrogenated history; high-cholesterol drama; invert introspection; an immeasurable quantity of quantum mechanics; crystallised psychosis; a sugar sprinkling of steam-less steampunk - plus an unspecified array of both natural and unnatural flavourings and colourings. Salt.

These morsels are strictly for adults only. Consume no more than one per hour, with an absolute maximum of five per day. Continual use may cause inflamed or over-active sex glands. Consult a doctor if such symptoms do not persist.

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'If porn were mainstream, if Dickens had written "The sale of two titties", Wells had penned "The whore of the worlds", and Shakespeare had staged "Porneo and Juliet", then - rather than being a virtually-unknown naughty niche - Miss Amalova would be a national treasure.'

Unfortunately, society was not then ready for such sexual graphicality, and - even more unfortunately - neither is it still. And so, dear reader, you must furtively scrabble beneath virtual counters for her works and hide them behind a complex array of passwords on your trusty e-reader. And that's a shame. For there is much the world could glean from Alexandra's sordid set pieces; much, much more than the genre would suggest.

Miss Amalova has previously cared to compile seven compendiums of concise erotica; an illustrated book of pervy poetry, a naughty novella, and a six-part sexy sci-fi saga - The Inversion Chronicles - have added to her impressive catalogue of published works.. A relatively new project entitled 'Love thy neighbour', a series of sexy stories set in a street much like yours, has recently been completed and is available here in a single very juicy volume.

A now legal and long-term resident of her beloved UK, the author shares her first-floor flat with two and a half stuffed cats, an overflowing wash basket and an empty fridge and is still somehow somewhat under thirty.