Edward Fortman, Jim Dobrovicz

The Moronic Crusade (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

From the depths of outer space ... from a nebulous cloud of dust and gas uncharted by human eyes ... comes an elongated flying saucer with wings and a tail fin ... whose quite realnot artificialintelligence system has gone rogue from its society on a quest for vengeance ... and lands on planet Earth with a screeching thud.

Two good, ol' neighbors, named Jethro and Goober, jump on board, push a button and exclaim, "Just like Star Track!" ... whereupon they are launched into space on an adventure that spans the universe ... during which ...

... they pick up a barbarian, named Boron, who exclaims "I'm not a moron!" ...

... they confront a necromancer who blows up a planet to try to kill them ...

... they form a band of knights called the Moronic League, led by Boron the Moron ...

... they land on a planet of super-smart beings, where it is illegal to insult their Dignified Intellectual Personage (or DIP) ...

... they go hunting on a planet where they become the hunted ...

... and they meet a tribe of ape-like warriors who like to have barbarian-on-a-stick for dinner.

Throughout their adventures, they discover that they are three of the least intelligent beings in the universe, and the Moronic League must defeat the necromancer on a sacred quest to rid themselves of their moronic tendencies.

Their great adventure is called ...

The Moronic Crusade ...

As Goober would say, "Well, holeee sh ... !!!"

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Edward Fortman
• Erscheinungstermin: 8. September 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798227446343
• Artikelnr.: 72372544

Autorenporträt

Edward is a writer who, with his gal and two boys, bought the farm and a few horses, then decided that it would be funny to publish a book about a couple o' dumb knuckleheads who embark on a space adventure! (He has never claimed to be normal.)