Gary Kuyper

The Second Hand Man (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

What happens when the gifted mind of a womanizing, whisky-guzzling, cigar-chomping, 55-year-old billionaire player inadvertently ends up trapped inside the body of a 6-year-old child?

Situations run from brilliant to bizarre; from traumatically tragic to highly humorous; and from shockingly sensual to arousingly erotic!

The Second Hand Man is a non-stop roller coaster ride that will keep you guessing from beginning to end.

Excerpts taken from the astounding memoirs of 'PROFESSOR' CORNELIUS CRANE:

March 15th, 1966
"Yeah, lust does that to a man; made him even dumber than her. Sorry, I mean slow as her mother has the habit of constantly reminding everyone."
"Well, honey, I'll tell you what, she may be slower than all the other gals in town, but when it comes to spreading her legs, ain't no other lady gonna beat her to the winning line if you get my meaning?"

August 18th, 1994
"It was so damned surreal!" he had told me. "I thought I'd walked into some pornographic rendering of Alice in Wonderland!"

May 6th, 1996
Having foreknowledge is not quite as gratifying as one may expect.
Sometimes, it's like knowing for certain that there's a big, scary monster in the cupboard and then, foolishly, still opening it!

September 11th, 2001
I peered into the viewfinder of the camera that was set to close-up and watched as dust and debris exploded into the air around 1 WTC.
How could I not say it?
"'Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?'"

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Gary Kuyper
• Altersempfehlung: ab 18 Jahre
• Erscheinungstermin: 26. Juni 2012
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781476366296
• Artikelnr.: 70635450

Autorenporträt

Gary Kuyper began his professional literary career writing self-help and general interest articles for Daan Retief Publishers who produced a monthly book for their woman's club called Woman's Forum. These articles would sometimes require research and had titles as diverse as The Human Brain and Body Painting!

Being a professional photographer on a part-time basis Gary has also managed to have his articles on photography (With accompanying photographs) published in books and magazines. He has also done some free-lance photography and photojournalism projects for numerous local newspapers.

Over the past four years he has constantly managed to be one of the top finalists in the Nova Short Story Competition (A competition for budding writers of science fiction and/or fantasy).
Last year (2009) Gary had the pleasure of seeing The Devil's Little Tadpoles grace the pages of the local SF & Fantasy Fanzine Probe.

He is an avid film buff and amateur film maker. A few years ago I managed to take first prize in the SA Ten Best Film Makers Competition with a short film entitled The Crimson Cobra - An action-packed martial arts / superhero movie using some of the very talented local artists.

He is a qualified prosthetics make-up artist and has used this talent on both amateur and professional productions. He has also appeared on television in a youth program especially made for enlightening people in the art of special effects make-up.

Gary has a rather excellent general knowledge being not only an avid writer but reader of any material that is able to stimulate him cerebrally.
He taught himself Adobe Photoshop and has become adapt and proficient enough at utilizing the software to such a degree that he has managed to sell a number of creations to various institutes and organizations. He is particularly fond of a logo designed for the Krazy Mug Coffee Shop and several covers that have graced the front of Probe.

Gary has a vast knowledge of music and has appeared on the local Television Music Quiz Show Note for Note where he was able to win a substantial amount of prize money.

In 2008 he entered the SF / Fantasy Mini Radio Play Competition and took first prize with his The Adventures of Captain Max Power of the Intergalactic Police - an obvious homage to the early Flash Gordon radio series'. A number of skilled professionals are now planning to produce Max to CD and have it aired on a lo...