Rachel Toalson

This Life With Boys (Crash Test Parents, #3) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Idiodare: 1. (Verb) To defy or challenge someone to do something idiotic. 2. (Noun) An idiotic challenge. 3. (Fact) Something with which you'll become intimately familiar in a house full of boys.

There's nothing like a crew of boys to show you how funny bodily functions are, how loud a house can get, and how little one should care about clothes, nice shoes, style, and personal care. Boys see the world as a gigantic playground. They see home as a safe place to be their truest, messiest selves. They see dads as an eternal jungle gym and moms as a source of unconditional, never-ending love.

There's just nothing like them.

From the voice behind the popular Crash Test Parents blog comes Book 3 of the Crash Test Parents series. With wit and eloquence, Rachel shines a light on what it's like to live with males who unintentionally destroy everything, unwittingly walk around in a dirt cloud, and wholeheartedly enjoy making everything a competition-especially if it involves eating.

This Life With Boys includes hilarious and entertaining essays like:

What Sons Do to a Perfectly Good House Food is the Way to a Boy's Heart What it Means to Be a Boy: Compete in Everything Welcome to My Smelly Pit How Boys Fight: Incessantly I See London, I See France, Go Put on Some Underpants How to Dress Like a Boy Things You'll Hear in a Household of Boys How to Turn Family Dinners into Family Gag Fests 11 Mom Looks that are Familiar to Boys 8 Ridiculous Things I No Longer Care About As a Mom

and many more.

Hailed as "the Erma Bombeck of a new generation of parents," Rachel's third full-length book of humor essays in the Crash Test Parents series will make you laugh until you cry and cry until you laugh-but mostly it will remind you that this life with boys? It's pretty grand.

Rachel is the mother of six young boys who daily give her inspiration for comical essays. Her work can often be seen on Huff Post Parents, Scary Mommy, Babble and Motherly. She lives with all her males in San Antonio, Texas, where she faithfully writes 5,000 words a day, five days a week.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Rachel Toalson
• Erscheinungstermin: 25. Juni 2019
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781393440673
• Artikelnr.: 68985107

Autorenporträt

The themes of identity and love amid difficult circumstances often show up in Rachel Toalson's writing, and no matter their age, gender or genre preferences, readers around the world enjoy and anticipate her hopeful message of bravery, transparency and the the human capacity to change the world, at least a small part of it.

She is the author of the middle grade fantasy series, Fairendale, (under the pen name R.L. Toalson) about a tyrant king (who may not be quite as bad as he seems) pursuing a group of magical children who become what we know as fairy tale villains, for one good reason or another; the nonfiction Family on Purpose series, which chronicles her family's daily journey into values; and This is How You Know, a book of poetry on the daily ordinary that becomes extraordinary when filtered through the lens of poetry.

Rachel Toalson's own journey into writing is a long and straight-line one. She began penning stories in small-town Texas on white computer paper back when she was a kid. When she got to college, she rose through the ranks of her college newspaper, this time telling true stories. That's where her writing career began-sitting with sources, gathering information, soaking up the stories of everyday life.

In 2015, Rachel ended her newspaper days as a managing editor, with multiple writing accolades accrued over the years, so that she could become a full-time author of both fiction and nonfiction. In her fiction she enjoys crafting tales of quirky characters who are more than what they seem on first glance. In her nonfiction, she enjoys writing about real life, real love, real struggles and the humor underlining much of our human experience. She writes middle grade fiction and picture books under the pen name R.L. Toalson; poetry, memoir and humor under Rachel Toalson; and narrative nonfiction stories and literature under Rachel L. Toalson.

Rachel is a regular contributor to Huff Post Parents, Scary Mommy, a Bundle of THYME magazine and many other publications across the world.

Born in Houston, Rachel lives with her husband and six boys in San Antonio, Texas, where she faithfully writes 5,000 words a day, five days a week.