Tenderbastard

Two Chimps and a Chump (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

President Whalebone gets mashed by a bus, Vice President Starbuck thinks he'll slip in, but Whalebone names presidential physician Atlaas Emerald his successor, Atlas discovering his Cabinet is a bunch of buffoons. Neighboring President Zolga appropriates a piece of borderland ten meters wide running the length of their mutual properties. Emerald challenges Zolga to a boxing match and knocks Zolga's d--k in the dirt. With his daughter Arabella, two chimpanzees named Bonnie and Clyde, and Labrador Retriever Muttonhead President Emerald attempts to make the world a better place. Arabella and Mttonhead get shoved out a palace window. Emerald adbicates to Bala Tarasa, Bonnie and Clye's island homeland, perofrming a street-show called Two Chimps and a Chump. Politics and Love get a lashing as funny and absurd as chimpanzees running a country.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: tenderbastard
• Erscheinungstermin: 26. Juni 2023
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798223510550
• Artikelnr.: 68342805

Autorenporträt

tenderbastard is a songwriter, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, activist, pancake enthusiast. He and his dog are public intellectuals. - tenderbastard.com

"There's a thin line between sexiness and absurdity and tenderbastard is determined to find it." ~ Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

"His writing is like Jack Kerouac and Douglas Adams." ~ A Novel Way

"As good as anything on Broadway." - Jeff Horn, director ~ Moon Over Mangroves. - youtube.com/tenderbastard

"One of the great literary finds of the decade." ~ Doris Chu, editor

"I have met tenderbastard and find his writing witty. This book review confirms that conviction." ~ President Barack Obama

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