Alan Smith

Undertakers, Who'd Have 'em? (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

This book was primarily conceived as a culmination of research I did into the practices of real-life people in the persuit of their professions, namely Undertakers, Police and Morticians. Don't ask why, I have asked myself that question many times. Maybe I was just curious about what my Father did later on in his life, after he sold all the Antique shops he used to own.

I spent many an happy hour at the local watering holes of these respectable people, listening to their stories, documenting all of the pranks, antics and practices in an effort to do some research for a story I was writing at the time. However, this particular story materialized in another form, as the research I was doing, turned out to be the start of this book you are going to read, called "Undertakers, who'd have 'em?"

It wasn't intentional that I wrote stories about these seemingly clandestine operators, just that what I heard, made me sit up and take notice and think about which direction I was being taken. After all, what set out to be research for my other book, led me in a different direction completely.

All the stories in this book, are as told to me by real people. They're not invented or embellished in any way, shape or form. This book really isn't for the general public, but I see no good reason why anyone should be denied the right to read it.

This is the only time I have had enough spare time to concentrate fully on finishing what I started - The Books!

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Alan Smith
• Erscheinungstermin: 27. Mai 2013
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781301813377
• Artikelnr.: 70369273

Autorenporträt

Born in Ashton-Under Lyne in Lacashire (now Tameside) at a date I am not going to disclose for now! I spent a long unsatisfying childhood of broken dreams and promises.

I decided I was going to start work as an apprentice cook, so I started work illegally at the age of fourteen,- still not satisfied, at Walls factory in Hyde in Cheshire. That was during the school holidays. Once the holidays had finished, it was back to school to finish at the age of fifteen.After a brief period of being an apprentice welder at Sturtevant Engineering in Denton I started on my Electrical career and being then a "nearly time-served" electrician, after a 4 year period, I decided to go labouring for the extra money needed.

Having an electronics background as a hobby, I thought it was only natural that I should persue this and when I was 21, I joined the Royal Signals, studied Telecommunications, got married, had two wonderful girls and travelled throughout Cyprus, Germany, England, Gibraltar and Ireland.

I Started a folk group whilst stationed in Laarbruch in Germany, called Penny Farthing. We travelled all over Europe with the group. (Well, Belgium, Holland Germany) I Play G banjo,Tenor Banjo, Guitar, Cittern, Bouzouki, Mandolin, Bass, Tin Whistle, Dulcimer and sitar. Keyboards figured well into my life as I learned to play the piano at an early age, materialising as keyboards in a band.I got my first computer, which was the ZX Spectrum 48K (wow, so much memory!), I started to program in BASIC.

When I left the Army in 1987 - now you can start to put together the clues on age! I started working in Telecomms and later on Data companies like IBM and Lucent Technologies.

I wrote many comedy songs. During the course of my writing career, I have written many thousands of pages of comedy, speeches and commissioned works for other people and their companies and many hundreds of CV's for people looking for work.
So, in effect, my writing has literally helped me through the hard times when I was out of work.I still write the books using a real pen and paper, the analogue version of a word processor. When I first started writing books, I was amazed at, after using computers for work and providing documents, how hard it was to control my hand to do real writing. It was unbelievable! It was like a drunken spider had crawled out of an inkwell and walked across the page. If it wasn't for the fact that I use lined paper, I think it w...