Stan Arnold

Vampire Midwives - Sex, Violence & Warm Straight-Jackets (The Implosion Saga, #4) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Mick and Jim are two incompetent, Soho-based, corporate video producers, operating at the bottom of a barrel that no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

They are lured to deepest Yorkshire to film a bogus 'most haunted' video at a 13th-century castle built by architectural vandal, Gregory the Imbiber.

The local village is having mass hallucinations about Dracula, Frankenstein and werewolves.

A mysterious death, leads our heroes to places they don't want to be - like being trapped 350 feet underground with a jar of pickled whelks, or facing the wrath of Scotland Yard's nastiest - DCI Cragg.

Plus terrifying paranormal activities, mad neuroscientists, and Hollywood glamour and glitz, featuring Matt Damon. Just another day in the Dales...

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Stan Arnold
• Erscheinungstermin: 30. Juni 2014
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781310957215
• Artikelnr.: 50505742

Autorenporträt

I've been a copy, speech and scriptwriter for a long time!

Before that, I wrote songs and stories for the BBC, then became a stand-up comedian for eight years, writing my own stories (no jokes!). I also wrote and sang all the songs for my rock band - the Stan Arnold Combo.

I now live in and work from Lanzarote, with my wife Dee and cats, Bonzo, Jingle and Kati.

In my eleven years on the island, I have written eight funny novels - The Implosion Saga, no less!

The stories are about two incompetent Soho-based corporate video producers opperating at the bottom of a barrel no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

I suppose the next thing to do is promote these little offerings so I can archive my life's ambition - to own a garden shed on Mustique.

(All very well, I hear you say, but have you seen the price of creosote on the island?)