
What the Censored Is It About Cats (eBook, ePUB)
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IN ANCIENT EGYPT CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS THEY HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THISA dog will lay itself down at your feet and give you its heart, its life, and its entire existence.A cat... will choose YOU. Or not. Or it will ignore you. Or it will harrass you into giving up your favourite chair. Or get in the way of your work. Or vocally demand things that it feels are its due. A cat will leave daitny little paw prints on your soul, and lure you in with soft fluffy murder mittens right until it shows you its claws. You don't 'own' a cat. A cat 'owns' you, and your entire life becomes theirs the mom...
IN ANCIENT EGYPT CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS THEY HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THIS
A dog will lay itself down at your feet and give you its heart, its life, and its entire existence.
A cat... will choose YOU. Or not. Or it will ignore you. Or it will harrass you into giving up your favourite chair. Or get in the way of your work. Or vocally demand things that it feels are its due. A cat will leave daitny little paw prints on your soul, and lure you in with soft fluffy murder mittens right until it shows you its claws. You don't 'own' a cat. A cat 'owns' you, and your entire life becomes theirs the moment they lay claim to you.
And you accept that, and you glory in it, and you give the cat everything it asks for , and a bunch of things it didn't, and you count yourself lucky to be allowed to do it.
What the @$%(#$& is it about cats?!
A dog will lay itself down at your feet and give you its heart, its life, and its entire existence.
A cat... will choose YOU. Or not. Or it will ignore you. Or it will harrass you into giving up your favourite chair. Or get in the way of your work. Or vocally demand things that it feels are its due. A cat will leave daitny little paw prints on your soul, and lure you in with soft fluffy murder mittens right until it shows you its claws. You don't 'own' a cat. A cat 'owns' you, and your entire life becomes theirs the moment they lay claim to you.
And you accept that, and you glory in it, and you give the cat everything it asks for , and a bunch of things it didn't, and you count yourself lucky to be allowed to do it.
What the @$%(#$& is it about cats?!
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