¿What are you doing?¿ I said. `I am trying.¿ panted Mum, `to-get-out-of-these-jeans!¿ Hi there. I¿m Cresta and that¿s my mum ¿ thirty three going on eighteeen. Me and my friend Charlie have greter plans:finish school, get the grades and conquer the world! We¿ve taken a vow ¿ No Boys before uni, but it¿s not easy with the gorgeous Carlito and Alistair around¿and how on earth can i put up with a mother who has boys on the brain?