Dadass - Kult, Oliver
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Put this book down and look somewhere else if you're in the market for a guide on how to mold your kids into society's little angels. This ain't that. It's the raw, unfiltered truth about fatherhood that'll have you clutching your balls in laughter and sheer terror. Welcome to "DADASS" - it's not your average boring parenting book, it's the real shit. The epic saga begins in 2016, when my life got flipped-turned upside down. I went from being a vodka-breathing, headbanging, tour manager for heavy metal bands to a wealthy international barber who snorted more lines than a barcode scanner on a…mehr

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Put this book down and look somewhere else if you're in the market for a guide on how to mold your kids into society's little angels. This ain't that. It's the raw, unfiltered truth about fatherhood that'll have you clutching your balls in laughter and sheer terror. Welcome to "DADASS" - it's not your average boring parenting book, it's the real shit. The epic saga begins in 2016, when my life got flipped-turned upside down. I went from being a vodka-breathing, headbanging, tour manager for heavy metal bands to a wealthy international barber who snorted more lines than a barcode scanner on a regular Tuesday. Oh, and did I mention I married a smoking hot adult star (that's the PG13 way of saying pornstar by the way) at 21 years old ? Yeah, I hit the jackpot, but not in the way you're thinking. I landed the dream job: becoming a f*cking badass dad to two amazing boys. If you're standing there, book in hand, wondering if fatherhood's about to turn you into one of those soft, baby-talking, stroller-pushing zombies, or if you're already in the dad trenches, getting spit up on while your baby mama's got you on a leash in the bookstore's self-help section - this is your call to arms. "DADASS" isn't about the sugar-coated, Pinterest-perfect parenting crap that weak dudes are into. It's about the real Do's & Don'ts of getting that DADASS status. So, if you've got the stones for it, grab this book, slap down your cash, and prepare to ride the rollercoaster that is modern badass daddying. You might learn something, or at the very least, you'll have a few good laughs before realizing what you've gotten yourself into. "DADASS" - because parenting is too important to take seriously all the goddamn time.
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Meet Oliver Kult, the former reality TV star embodying the essence of a '90s kid trapped in a grown man's body. His unwavering commitment to his well-worn Vans slip-ons and an aversion to anything resembling a button-up shirt boldly declare his millennial rebellion. Born into an era where the silver screen overshadowed the written page, late-night MSN conversations were adorned with emojis rather than words, and wielding a pen felt as foreign as algebra outside a high school classroom. It's a marvel how this emoji-fluent, sarcasm-wielding, tattoo-covered enigma transitioned from dreaming of rock stardom and indulging in lines thicker than a heavy metal breakdown to becoming an author, a business mogul, and a decidedly atypical dad.Oliver's journey, from headbanging behind the scenes of heavy metal concerts to entrepreneurial triumphs, all while navigating the complexities of marriage to an adult star and embracing fatherhood twice over before hitting 30, reads like a script Hollywood would envy. Instead of succumbing to the allure of cinema, he has bared it all in his debut book, "DADASS" - a hybrid masterpiece combining a parenting guide, comedic manifesto, and an epic narrative of a life lived on the edge.Sarcasm wasn't just Oliver's preferred mode of communication; it was practically his native tongue as he navigated the ups and downs of life. His writing slices through the mundane like a hot steak knife through butter, injecting an edge and humor that renders other authors as thrilling as watching paint dry on a drab day in Edmonton.