There is nothing wrong with a life that is highlighted by Saturday nights at the computer, boxed take-out pizza and maybe some soft porn on late night cable, But Thomas Cabot is about to fall in with the thieves of womanhood. In other words, those of their species that are destined to provide the lessor known, lesser qualified male species with the lessons in love and lust that only they can teach. His teachers come in every package imaginable, but each seem to have the same goal in mind. Trusting and apt pupil as he can be, Thomas finds his mind and heart and everything else fall victim to a complete identity theft. Whoever he was once is long gone. This new version is looking to set a few records. Reasoning that perhaps to understand what is happening to him might actually take away from the most extraordinary time of his life, he rolls with each new misadventure pretending he has the first clue. Certainly nothing this good could last a lifetime, or maybe two weekends. Paths begin to cross, playmates get irrate, female logic tries to prevail, and Thomas unwittingly finds himself juggling with the inevitable. With confrontation and accountability trapping him in the snare known only to the female species, leaving him helpless and hopeless, there might yet be one who would let him off the hook. An unlikely ally appears indeed, and Thomas Cabot prepares for a life in sin.