Ray Friesen has often been described as 'History's Greatest Champion', and although this is almost certainly hyperbole, we won't know for sure until history is finished. Ray Friesen is best known for being silly all the time, despite his doctor's repeated warnings. Ray Friesen grew up in a hot air balloon anchored above Tehachapi, California, and now lives in the world's tiniest house, only two square feet, in Eugene, Oregon. He plans on living in a third place, possibly, someday, he'll tell you all about it in his next author biography. Ray Friesen has both glasses, and a mustache, it's all part of an elaborate heist Ray is planning. Okay, actually, Ray is secretly very normal. Too normal actually. Ray has a wife (Michelle) and a son (Wellington) who are exceedingly cute. Ray is pretty good at cooking. Ray has drawn over 9,000 penguins, 3,000 dinosaurs, and zero helicopters. Ray cannot be stopped.
